She said
The robot said, "I want to plug my cable into your port."
He lifted the sides of his shirt up, as if it were a skirt, and he a floozy.
He washed the dishes in the manly way: carelessly.
I'm the type of guy that, if somebody asked me, "You can skip this question. Will you?" I would answer, "Yes."
until I embodied the idiocy I had intended to parody, as I fall down a descending spiral of post-irony
He said, "Oh my god, shut up!" Suddenly, his penis grew to a large size and suffocated the trees.
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There was a girl, and I don't remember what she did.
There was a girl, and I would have closed the lid.
Had it not been for the haze-
That was covering the maze.
I would gladly sit in a daze.
The reason is clear: It's because you are here. You're the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen…
We're no strangers to love; you know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of—you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.