You stink!
You're rinky-dink!
I flirt with people, you're a church's steeple!
This's the guy whose secret I knew,
That's the girl I took to the zoo.

What a nice knapsack
To geld and to spay.
Are you a fight or are you a flight?
Scrub it, scrub it, scrub until you're clean, clean, clean!
Don't be the damsel, don't be the knight.
Well met, enchanté(e)!
(My, it's a bric-a-brac!)